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Malam Pertama


,Sepasang pengantin baru sedang bersiap menikmati malam pertama mereka.

Pengantin perempuan berkata,

"Bang, saya masih anak dara dan tidak tahu apa-apa tentang seks. Boleh abang menerangkannya lebih dulu sebelum kita melakukannya? "

"Seks itu senang je., kita ni macam penjara, yang engkau punya tu selnya
dan yang abang punya penjahatnya. Di penjara, penjahat harus dimasukkan
ke dalam sel," terang pengantin lelaki.

Lalu mereka pun mulai bercumbu mengarungi lautan asmara. Ketika sudah selesai dan si pengantin lelaki sedang berbaring akan memejamkan mata, si pengantin perempuan berkata,

"Bang, penjahatnya terlepas."

Pengantin lelaki pun mulai lagi memasukkan 'penjahatnya' . Rupanya si pengantin perempuan syok sangat dengan hubungan asmara yang baru pertama ini ia rasakan. Setiap kali selesai, ia selalu mengatakan bahawa penjahatnya lepas atau melarikan diri, keluar dari selnya.

Setelah banyak kali macam tu, si pengantin lelaki dengan nafas termengah-mengah berkata,

"Yang, penjahat yang ini bukannya kena hukuman penjara seumur hidup."

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