Nude Photo, Underwear and Sex

I have been dragging this post forever. Not that I am ashamed of it, it just I am still in my lazy mode after all the mind-using-neuron tests last week. So, I decided to pamper myself by not doing anything other than eat and sleep (not in that order). But today is a new day, and I am more than excited to kick off my week with my quirky weird facts. *Eww?*

I was tagged by energetic Mariuca and lovely Izzahismail on 4 quirky things and 7 facts about me respectively. But I think after A-Z Guide of Bluecrystaldude, I will limit this to only 4. I hope you are okay with this Izzahismail. Oh, and this post may involves nude photo, underwear and my view of sex (again, not in that order). Please proceed with your own conscience.

1. Some of my friends follow my fashion sense (if I have any) even when buying underwear
I don’t mind we share the same look for clothes and accessories (usually bags, wallet and shoes), but I kinda feel freak out when someone buying the same underwear with me. I just thank God no one will notice it – unless I walk half naked around my college. Dude, could I borrow your underwear?

2. I am a shopaholic
I think all my family members are. Shopping is one of my families doing together activity. I don’t know whether it is a normal outing like others, but I think we share the same sense of fashion. My dad and my big brother love designer items (even his after shave and lotion after shower – which I don’t even know about its existence), my mum has lots of collection of handbags, shoes and perfume and my younger brother seem to follow my dad and brother footsteps. But I think we need to cut down our shopping spare a little bit since the economy is worsening each day.

3. My view of sex is very liberal
I am sure I already told you that my family treat sex just like any other matter, discuss it over dinner. Haha. I remember my first formal sex talks with my dad was at the age of 11 or 12 years-old. Even though we are quite liberal on this issue, we still keep it along the line with our religion belief. No doubts about that, but my colleagues who are more conservative than others, always treat me like I am a lost goat and need a close spiritual guidance. Huh?

4. I am saving the best for last; I have a nude photo circulated widely in the net!
Well, to be truthful, it was not mine (seriously), but people seem to think that person was me. I don’t blame them. Even after I received the picture through email, I cannot blink for 2 minutes! That person strictly resembles me (not at the under department though. We are totally different in that part). I strategically crop the picture so that you cannot see this person full frontal nudity. The more I look at this picture, the more differences I saw. I never wear a necklace, my spectacle is thicker and a perfect square and I don’t really think that person even look like me. But to be fair, I don’t think my younger brother looks like me either (some even strongly believe that my parents secretly hide out the fact that we are twins).

Back to the picture, the weirdest part of it was the person who gave me this picture doesn’t even know me at all. She just one of my many social networking so called “friends” – they love to add me up as a friend, and come to think about it, perhaps this photo enhanced my attractive level, doesn’t it? Oh, I must also tell you that someone actually wrote “Budak IPT” on the picture, which means “college student”. She said this picture was among thousands of others in a folder called “students” – yeah, Malaysia’s students are more open than some would admit. Anyhow, please, do email me if you receive ‘my’ sex videos or other photos. I would love to know more about my alter ego.

I am not tagging anyone in this post. I think some people are very keen to keep their weird stuff behind a locked door. Nothing wrong with that, but I just glad I am such an open book. I hope you enjoy this post. Do let me know your quirky, weird and/or dirty little secrets! I love these stuff! Happy Monday!

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