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I am finally managed to sneak out from my overload schedule to try to write something for Hot Shit Form Here. My next post is supposedly be a funny entry. But sadly I can't finished it right now. I have missed a lot of my regular read blogs and it makes me feel so guilty. So, I want to cheer everything up with this Mr Bean jokes. Couple weeks before, I watched Mr Bean for (if my mind calculator count correctly) 137 times! The story never get bored and each time I watch it, I will crack with laughter. Well, human nature I guess, always laugh at others but NEVER at yourself. I hope you haven't read it. But if you do, just be kind, smile and enjoy the laugh :D

What Happen When:

1)MR BEAN SEES A DOCTOR :
Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

2) MR. BEAN IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean : 9
Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:
Friend : What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend : Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

5) MARRIAGE:
Friend : How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend : Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.

6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:
Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
Friend : What tape did you take anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

7) DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr. Bean : (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend : condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend : what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:
Colleague : Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean : That's alright, me too... I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

9) SPELLING LESSON:
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful.. ..is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean : Make it three c to be sure!


Have a great weekend :D

bluecrystaldude

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18 comments:

WoW said...

hahaha very funny lol. I like to watch Bean's comedy as well. He is born to be a hilarious actor. That's in English context.

In Chinese context, I equally love to watch Stephen Chow movies. Same like you, I simply can't recall how many times I have repeatedly watched his movies : )

bluecrystaldude said...

Hi wow,

The first one to comment! :D

Haha.. I enjoy Stephen Chow's too.. Kung Fu Hustle, Shaolin Soccer, etc. Lots of special effects but still managed to be funny.

Rowan Atkinson's (Mr Bean) accents was amazing too.. But sadly, we don't really hear him talks in Mr Bean.. It's seems like no dialog is needed to makes people laugh :D

bluecrystaldude

Akmal said...

Hahahaha. :D
Hey where did you find this kind of site huh?

rizal said...

huhuhuhu.. that monalibean does put a smile on my face.

coolingstar9 said...

Nice jokes here. Mr. Bean's films always bring laughter to audiences, thanks for your contribution on these jokes.
Have a nice day, Bluecrystaldude

mangosteenskin said...

haha, that joke no.4 really happens man! my sister told me, years ago her colleague (on the day before) was surfing an XXX site with another friend, and the next day he tried to access his friend account by using ****! "I saw it. It's his pin no, but why it isn't working? he said. My sister laugh out loud.

bluedreamer27 said...

hahaha you made my day dude i love your post its so funny i love mr bean and his way of making comedy his very unique in any other comedians he's making comedy with sense
have a great day

neomesuff said...

HILLARIOUS! i like the asterisk part and i can imagine his cheeky face

Sweetiepie said...

LOL!that cutie is so cute!You made my day :)

Hye said...

Hi Bluecrystaldude,

Despite your busy schedule, three awards are waiting for you ;D Check it out at Space of Reality

Etavasi said...

ee cute...minta..
tuu gambar :)
nice pic + cute


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Yatie said...

hi.. thanks 4 dropping by.. i luv mr bean.. hehhe.. i'm growing up with mr.bean movies...

bluecrystaldude said...

Hi akmal,

haha.. I don't know lah where did I get the joke. It has been in my personal storage for quite sometimes. Just in case of an emergency (like right now. hehe)

bluecrystaldude

bluecrystaldude said...

Hi rizal

hehe. I am glad she did. Opst, I mean, he did :D


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Hi coolingstar9,

I am glad to see you here :) Thanks for the comment. Have a nice day :D

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bluecrystaldude said...

hi mangosteenskin,

Haha! Now YOU make my day :D

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bluecrystaldude said...

Hi bluedreamer,

Hehe. I love him too. Especially his face expression. It's so genuine right?

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bluecrystaldude said...

Hi neomesome,

haha. Glad that you like it :D

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Hi sweetiepie,

Thanks for the comment. I am waiting for yours. lol

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Hi etavasi,

hehe.. ambillah gambar tu. Thanks for your comment. Do spread the joy~

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Hi yatie,

At first I read your comment, I taught you said "I love you" to me! Hahah.. I love him too (not in "that" way. If you know what I mean.. hehe)

bluecrystaldude

bluecrystaldude said...

Hi hye,

THANKS!!! another 3 awards? You're too kind :DD

yeah to all my reader who kind enough to reread this comment box, sorry for missing in action lately ;D


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