Drunken Gorillas
How often did you see drunken gorillas?
When wildlife photographer Andy Rouse was told he would find a family of endangered gorillas high on the mountain, he did not expect to find them this high. Sitting back in the foliage as if it was a cocktail bar, the mountain gorillas had been gorging on alcoholic sap from fresh bamboo shoots and were looking distinctly the worse for wear.
When the snapper returned the following day, all was quiet, with the apes apparently sleeping off their hangovers. We can only sympathize with the shock no doubt experienced by some of the beasts when they awoke and discovered who they had spent the night with.
Source: Telegraph
A Prayer Machine
How lazy are you to pay a machine for reciting your prayer? Does it still count?
For a small monthly fee, a new Internet service called Information Age Prayer will use speech synthesis to verbalize three prayers a day for you. While the company offers no guarantee that God will answer, they do promise the computer-generated prayers will be read at the proper volume and pace, and that your name will be printed on a screen each time one is articulated.
Prices vary from $1.95 a month for prayers for your children, to $3.95 a month for prayers for world peace. As of now, you can't write your own prayers, but the company claims they will add this feature once they can assure "no malicious prayers will get through."
Source: Asylum
60ft Phallus (Penis) On the Roof
Rory McInnes, 18, climbed on to the flat roof of his parents' home and daubed the symbol using a tin of white paint, after watching a programme about Google Earth. But parents Andy and Clare did not discover their son's rude artwork until a helicopter spotted it on top of their home near Hungerford, Berks.
When Mr McInnes phoned his son, who is currently in Brazil on a gap year, the teenager said: "Oh, you've found it then!"
The boy's father appeared to take the prank in good humor.
Source: Telegraph
Shoplifter Learn From ‘Cops’
Penni Dale Waters, A 48-year-old Tampa Bay woman says she learned an important shoplifting lesson from the TV show Cops. If you lined your handbag with tinfoil you can evade the detectors at the store entrance. Unlike a lot of Food Channel recipes and products you purchase on infomercials, this handy tip really works. Waters made it out the door of her local Lowes with a power drill. She might have gotten away if she hadn't made a more basic mistake. She didn't realize a store detective was watching.
As I have been telling everybody else who are kindly enough to listen, watching television is an educating process. By the way, I am currently hooked up with the new TV show called Better Off Ted.
Source: About.com
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38 comments:
so damn weird....drawing 'that' on top of ur roof..hahaha~
people that really pays the site to do their prayer is really222222.........urgghhh... hopefully there will be no website like this for muslim....stupid.... >:o
Oh my goodness...drunken gorillas??? Wow now that's something to think about!!LOL :) :)
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Wow I agree after reading this that yes...the world is getting weirder and weirder!! I hope you have a great week Blue!! :) :)
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World getting weird and wierder.. Manusia pun evolve to become weird and wierder.. Hohohoho.. Minggu yang sibuk nampak.??!! Same la~~
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LOL OMG so funny!
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Very funny, the poor gorillas spending the days getting drunk, what a life. This is really funny, especially the art work on the roof. Thanks for sharing this. =-O
Love and Blessings,
AngelBaby
aduiii.. same here.. da la journal ak dr vel suh repair blk.. mne smpat b4 wed.. huk3
Repair camne weh? aku nyer Dr Vel tulis: "Good writing and well organized". Haha. Bangga gila! :-D :-D :-D
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Hehe.. Kalau dekat Malaysia ni, kurang sesuai buat flat roof. Sebab cuaca Malaysia hujan dan lembab sepanjang tahun. So, kalau atap takda piping yang betul, roof akan mudah leaking. Hehe
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Yeah, it's kinda absurd if you think like that right? In the end, it will be just like a fortune teller machine where you insert your hand at the slot and it gives you random answer. LOL. I am still waiting for condoms' machine arrive in Malaysia. Hehe
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LOL. If only gorillas could read, I am sure they will be hooked up with the Slightly Drunk site. Gosh, I love reading that site! Haha :-P
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Thanks Jackie! I am heading to your site right now ;)
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Hurmm.. bila lah nak sampai minggu yang tak sibuk? Tertekan aku. huhuu
P/S: Hadi rileks je tido? haha
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Hi Milkberry, how's your life? Everything sorted out yet? Hehe.. Keep on smiling will ya? :-D
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Hi Angelbaby,
I am glad you like it! Hehe. I was kinda rushing to publish this post - since I am feeling guilty combining my Earth Hour post with a Viagra advertising. LOL. I hope I could manage to drop to your site today. If not, I am sure will be there before this week end. I hope you don't mind :)
Have a nice day Angelbaby!
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betul tu, kena buat betul-betul utk flat roof. Kat M'sia ni ramai pakai hentam, last2, byk kena repair..
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watching television is an educating process.
Agree with that. ...I don't really watch tv lately, busy with business and blogging. Perhaps can have more time in future to watch tv..
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Hey there,
I hope you will always stop by and visit when you can. I have just settled my problem with speed. you are my last advert to go up at SS. Don't worry though...I will keep up the dropping and buy plenty of adds until all my adverts have run their course. After the end of next week I will only have one blog to worry with drops and my speed will be just great!! :) :)I hope you are having a good week so far!! :) :)
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I have never seen a drunken gorilla :-D :-D
LOL @ penis on the roof!! =-O :-D =-X
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Oh good luck on ur papers!!!
Happy Tuesday Blue!
Cute LOL!!
Ha ha me too Mon!
LOL...
drunken gorilla...
it's funny when I imagine how gorillas hang over..
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hello dude lolz
those are funny pictures
have a great day and happy blogging
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biar btol??? siap puji.. mne aci.. die kte reff x ckup, reff x ikot order.. mostly psl reff la.. then slh eja.. ngeeee 8-)
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hello there bluedude just dropping by here
have a great day and happy blogging
hello blue
i got a tag for you
hope you like it
The prayer machine sounds ridiclous to me.I don't think I will pay for that.LOL the penis on the roof top.I was quite sleepy now and the jokes woke me up =-X
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hola blue! am done with mah tests..whatabout u!? :*
It's so weird the gorilla looks so depressed!
congrats GP!
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yayks! wata sked haaziq! =-O
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WTF! =-O =-O =-O =-O =-O
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drunken gorilla? thats scary man!
i wont go near to him if he is drunk... or else i will get raped by him! lol.
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Really awesome blog. I enjoyed reading this review from you. I found that you really update your site regularly that made me more interesting. I've bookmarked your site for my future use.
Thank you
sagar
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