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Stop Being an Idiot Twitter User

I am not even the smartest man I knew, but I still have some common sense that makes me think before believing anything as a truth.

This evening, while the shamefulness of the #blametheIslam keyword is trending on Twitter, I noticed lots of retweets from my followers regarding a tweet from another Malaysia saying that Justin Bieber is racist and he posted a couple of links for this unsubstantiated claimed.

Justin Beiber Racist 1

Justin Beiber Racist 2

Justin Beiber Racist 3

The first one was from a blog post of Justin Bieber Bashes Islam:

Twitter Idiot 1

Twitter Idiot 2


And the second link was from Yahoo Answers:


Twitter Idiot 3

Notice how similar the posts from both sites are? That is because both articles are from the same source!

I was a little bit offended by all these vicious lies and thus, asked the person who posted the links on Twitter at the first place, while questioning him two simple questions:

Twitter Idiot 4

1. Where is the link from the claimed post of Daily Star (A British tabloid for God’s sake, do you really telling me that you believe them all?)
2. Why this issue is only coming up after 10 months of both posts up on the Internet? (blog post on 21st September 2010 and the Yahoo Answers from 10 months back)

Then, I did a simple Google search with keywords “Daily Star Justin Bieber” and it didn’t show the claimed article. Trust me, if Justin Bieber really said a statement that “Why can't Islam be accepting of other people, like Christianity and Judaism?” it will be one of the top post of that come out in the Google online search.

Twitter Idiot 5

For your information, I am not even a Justin Bieber’s fan. No offense, his music is radio friendly and all, but it’s just not one of my musical preferences.

This incident reminded me back when #RIPJackieChan was trending on Twitter worldwide. That awkward moment after you had posted some tearful tweets offering condolences and kind words to Jackie Chan and you realized that Jackie Chan is still kicking and alive.

Still, I was not jumping on the bandwagon at that time. After a quick Google search, you will stumble upon the truth that many were blinded by. I even Googled “Amy Winehouse” just to make sure that she’s really dead; such a lost in the British music industry, but that will be in a different post.

Anyway, my sincere advise to all Twitter users, stop retweet malicious news so easily. With a simple Google search you will find the truth. Stealing from the wisdom of Johannes Sebastian Bach, “if I decide to be an idiot, then I’ll be an idiot on my own record.” Don’t let others who might even have ulterior motive to be fooled you.

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In Malay, there is saying, "sudah terhantuk baru terngadah" meaning, you're only realized your mistake after you had done one. Stop being an idiot Twitter user, please!

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Top 10 Ways Climbing the Modern Social Ladder

Social Networking

Nowadays climbing up a social ladder is defined by how many friends you have on Facebook, how many followers you have on Twitter, how many blogs you run on the internet, how many birthday wishes you got when your birthday come around. Believe it or not, the times when being popular means you have lots of friends, great attitude and how successful you are in life is now fading over.

Virtual friends are the key to social success and it has been a vicious cycle of backstabbing and sweet talking. Thus, I would like to share with you the tips to become acceptable in this modern society:

Donald Trump for President

1. Pretend to be someone else. If you are just Tom, Dick or Harry this will not take you anywhere. Try pretending to be Donald Trump the President. Be arrogant, be over the top, and be powerful; even if it’s just by pretending to be one.


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How Twitter Ruin My Blog!

This is a true story on how Twitter ruined my blog:

Twitter ruin Blogs

Less Wordless Wednesday is back! Yes, I am getting a back my blogging mood again. Have a lovely Wednesday!



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How to Handle Your Twitter Followers

Nowadays, Twitter is getting too crowd with different types of users in it. Some of them are pleasant to be followed, while others will cause you a nightmare. I am not really a fan of unfollowing people (unless you’re really annoying). So I came out with ways to handle 10 types of Twitter followers.

Twitter Jokers

1. The Jokers
These are my inspiration people, they have such a wicked mind, you will blame yourself for not thinking about it first. Not suitable for kids, mostly.

How to handle them: MUST Follow!

2. The Attention Seekers
They love the attention, mostly from their followers. These people are what we called artist wannabe! Being popular is their life virtue and will do anything to climb that popularity leader.

Twitter Attention Seeker

How to handle them: you must identify them quickly and not fall in their traps; like retweeting the nonsense things they tweeted. At times, you can also bury their desire by being a good hater! If somehow they have become an artist, please refer to the number 5 type (artist).


3. Educated
They will talk about politics, world and general issues at large. Some people find this type of Twitter user as informative.

How to handle them: If you’re planning to interact with them, you have to equip yourself with the latest things going on the world and occasionally tweet something intelligence yourself.

4. Self Monolog
They are born to be a writer, though most of them are not. In their own world, they usually talk about what’s going on in their life. It just like reading books!

How to handle them: This type of people is usually self sustain, they can tweet all day long without any single interruption from others. You can just sit back and enjoy their tweet without actually interacting with them. A rare breed and a must follow!

5. Politicians/Musicians/Artists in General
Just like in the real world, they are invading the Twitter too. Nonetheless, this kind of Twitter user can be useful when you need a dose of juicy gossip or just want to know the other side of the story.

How to handle them: Follow with care. Some of them are just talking about nonsense and will spam your timeline with all their replies, but there always a chance of getting to know the different side of them.

6. The Annoying one
There are two types of annoying people. The first one is what I classified as annoying when he or she starts to interrupt my personal conversation with my followers and or friends. This conversation might be continuity from a real life conversation that has nothing to do with this annoying prick (see how my mood changed now?).

Second type is the latest trend on Twitter – specifically in Malaysia. They called it “unmention”; where you have a conversation with your friends without actually mentioning the other person. Thus, you will be reading a conversation without actually understand a thing. I received lots of complains from my friends about this type of people.

How to handle them: For the first type, I usually will just ignore them and hoping that one day they will get it. For the unmention people, I finally found a genius solution apart from unfollow them: follow all the bunch of them. If you follow all of their kind, you can actually understand the whole conversation.

Twitter Spammers

7. Bots/Spammers
Some of them are just posting feed from blogs/sites, others are just posting advertisements based on the keyword of your tweets. They might not even follow you, but still can automatically reply your tweets.

How to handle them: Block.

8. Thefts
Do you know how long it takes to write a well crafted tweet? I don’t either. Nevertheless, we should always give the credit to those who did.

How to handle them: retweet the real source if you can find it. That will send them subtle message.

Quoters

9. Quoters
I love quotes, but some of you might not. Quotations can be an amazing mind opener, for those who want to discover.

How to handle them: Follow only those that are your cup of tea. You can follow love quotes, motivational or success and everything in between. Caution: Do not retweet all quotes that you read, if not you might be classified as spammer (see 7) or the annoying one (see 6).

10. Informants
From facts to the breaking news, they will provide a feed stream for everything.

How to handle them: Same as the aforementioned type, follow only those that are your cup of tea. Some of them will repeat the same things, therefore, be selective on who you follow.

Thus, follow with care!

1000 Days on Twitter

Hey, I have been officially more than 1000th days on Twitter (since 11 May 2008). Cool huh?

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Why You Should Have Your Own Online Twitter Newspaper

Bluecrystaldude online newspaper

Have you ever felt like you’re too busy to read your entire Twitter followers link? Just create your own online Twitter newspaper! I just made mine at paper.li/bluecrystaldude. The best thing is you don’t have to do anything; just choose which of the three methods of feed sources that you want:

1. Twitter User
2. Twitter Tag
3. Twitter List

… and voila! You have created a very professional looking newspaper online.

Why you should have it:

1. If you're busy like me and you don’t have time to view all your twitter followers links – it’s much easier when all the links are compiled into one site for easy navigation
2. If you are having more than 2000 followers like me and using Tweetdeck, the speed of your timeline is 100 km/hr. You vision will get blurry and you will be having headache
3. Another way to attract visitors to your blog/site
4. The top contributors for your online newspaper will get a special tweet shoutout!


Bluecrystaldude online newspaper
A tweet special shoutout!

Rooms for Improvement:

1. Have a variety of themes instead of one default theme
2. Owner can actually personalize the layout (which topic you want to put on top and which topic you want to put on the bottom)

You can read more detailed explanation on how to create paper.li here. Anyway, I am compiling my friends’ paper.li below. Please feel free to check them out!

1. Lord Zara Syed
2. Benz Azuri Malik
3. Andyhowtt
4. LadyJava

Oh yes, this is another way to spam your Twitter followers! :P

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Random 40 #whatif Questions

underwear on the pants

1. #whatif all men have to wear underwear outside like Superman?
2. #whatif there is a Godzilla climbing up your office outside your window?
3. #whatif you really can't say NO?
4. #whatif we talk as much as we tweet?
5. #whatif fart smells nice?
6. #whatif Hitler is just like Mathama Ghandi?
7. #whatif Lady Gaga is woman? Erk.
8. #whatif there is no night?
9. #whatif Superman is actually exist?
10. #whatif Justin Timberlake is gay? And Elton John is not?
11. #whatif Backstreet Boys are still relevant?

Fake Snooki Boobs

12. #whatif Snooki boobs are the real boobs?
13. #whatif your age is count backwards?
14. #whatif all doctors have a fake doctorate?
15. #whatif Michael Jackson is not dead and is planning a big comeback?
16. #whatif plastic surgery is just like taking a painkiller?
17. #whatif music is banned because it has bad influence?



Pig can Fly

18. #whatif one day pig can fly?
19. #whatif Harry Potter is real?
20. #whatif the only news on TV is E! News?
21. #whatif one day the Internet is dead?
22. #whatif Star Treks is real?
23. #whatif "what the fuck" is actually a compliment?
24. #whatif there is no Monday?
25. #whatif every single dreams will come true? Even the nightmares? Erk.
26. #whatif Watermelon instead of Apple?
27. #whatif Google is our school?

Homer Simpsons is the King of the world

28. #whatif Homer Simpsons is the King of the world?
29. #whatif war is only being done through words?
30. #whatif a sneeze can makes girl pregnant? :8
31. #whatif our crime investigators are as efficient as those in #CSI?
32. #whatif an apple a day can really cure all the disease?
33. #whatif tomorrow you wake up and you don't know how to tweet? *gulp*
34. #whatif we become all fat and lazy just like in Wall-E?
35. #whatif one day all the animals can speak and eat human instead? #-___-"
36. #whatif our world is ruled by nerds, geeks and gay? Oh wait. They already have.
37. #whatif everything that you known is right suddenly become wrong?

Obama and Oprah are aliens

38. #whatif Obama is an alien come to conquer our planet? And alien lady is Oprah?
39. #whatif Malaysia is ruled by PR instead of BN?
40. #whatif the next day you wake up with a big fat hairy guy beside you?

Every now and then you should let your imagination run wild. I did and I came out with all these nonsense. I was actually posted all the 40 #whatif listed above on my Twitter – and got some HIGHlarious answers! So, just follow my Twitter for more Twittering fun!

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My Sleepy Friend!



It has been a while since I last posted my (self proclaimed) beautiful cat, Heejeerah. My dad did some internet calculation to know his human age and it turned out he's already 57 years old! He is becoming extremely lazy and just sleep all day long. Sometimes, he fall asleep while he's eating! Hah!


Cat
Oh and I was pleasantly surprised when Rizal still remember my cat's name! I hope Bella and Rizal (the alien icon) don't mind I pasted our last night tweets here. Hehe. Yes, his name is Hijrah - an Arabic world meaning "moving from one place to another". When Heejeerah (I prefer to spelled it with a double "E") was a small kitten, we used to bring him along to wherever we go. Unfortunately, he was uncomfortable in his cage and thus, we decided to just leave him in the house or put it in the animal care center when we're away.


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(Apparently) Bluecrystaldude is A Top Selling Artist!

OMG! I thought a picture of Ricky Martin Gay Mascara made my day, but then this afternoon, I checked Hot Shit Form Here’s Google Analytic data and saw 2 persons were actually arrived to my blog after googled my real name (Haaziq Zahar). Thus, curious as a cat, I googled myself to see what else are coming out from the search.

Apart from Hot Shit Form Here, Twitter, Facebook, Scribd and other links from respective friends’ sites, this came out at the second page of Google research:

Google Search Result
Wait! Since when my Facebook account correlate in any way with an artists’ gossip page from Indonesia. I clicked the link and it brought me to the site:


Gossip Selebrities Haaziq Zahar 1
Okay.. Nothing wrong so far. I can't see any of my links here. Google must be wrong somehow..

Gossip Selebrities Haaziq Zahar 2
Gossip Selebrities Haaziq Zahar 3
Gossip Artis Paling Laris means, (based on Google Translate): Gossip Top Selling Artist). Although I think it actually meant, the most searched link. I clicked on the link and it shows some of my social networking sites. Thank God for that. I am flattered to be on that site, but to have an article posted about me without letting me know, it’s just plain weird. Plus, I am not a freaking artist! I secretly wish I am, but I can’t sing, I am too ashamed to act and God knows how ridiculous my painting skills are. However, this is definitely a good way to start a new week! Yeah!


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Be a Hot Shit Form Here fan on Facebook!

Hot Shit Form Here Facebook Fan Site
Hah! Finally I did it! I was intrigued by few of my blogging friends who had their own fan club for their respective blogs and so, I did one for Hot Shit Form Here too. And it already reached more than 100 fans! Thank you so much!

The only concern is how could I make that fan site interactive and yet interesting at the same time. If you’re reading this and still not join the boat yet, please hop on now! Oh and do let me know if your blog also has the own fan site so that I could join and favorite them too ;) Have a nice day!

Please click Hot Sh*t Form Here by Bluecrystaldude now to join! (or you can just click on the right sidebar of this page) IT'S FREE! You can also add me in my Facebook/Haaziq Zahar account and follow me on Twitter/bluecrystaldude. Yeah, I know. I am everywhere now! Haha.


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Be Part of My Growing Community !



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I have so many friends, you must be swelled with jealousy. So, be part of it and join my growing community. Let others be jealous and not you! - and that is probably the wisest advice I had gave to anyone.


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