23 Years young! :)

Oh my, thank you so much for the well wishes on my personal number, Facebook, Twitter and blog post! Thank you from the bottom of my heart. I received more than 500 wishes on Facebook alone!

On the 11th November, I celebrated my birthday quietly with my closest friends and colleagues; it was a good celebration.

A little shout out to David from Basic Bloganomics:

Basic Bloganomics

And Ane from Life According to Me:

Life According to Me

Thank you so much guys! Love you much!

P/S: Do I look older than my age? People gasp in disbelieve that I only 23 yo. I thought I have a baby face, no? Haha

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+ Mariuca +
+ Bella +
+ Lady Java +

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After my grandma’s birthday party and my weirdest gift of all time posts, I am as curious as the Night Fury that I saw in the How to Train Your Dragon movie last week. Therefore, after doing some Internet researches, I listed out the top 10 weirdest gifts I ever saw. This is way weirder than my super cute Genghis Khan’s poop. Continue reading for more!

1. Nothing

Wondering what is the best gift to give to your friends? Especially when he or she can have anything and everything in the world (I hate when it’s time to figure out what to give to my rich friends)? Then, a simple gift like a gift of Nothing is sufficient! I just can’t stop laughing reading the descriptions in the ads:

Indeed even old Macbeth, though mad as a kipper, realised that life, whilst full of sound and fury (and that was before iPods) is inherently daft and ultimately signifies Nothing. And let us not forget, that 'Nothing' is so important that most of our universe - and the contents of a lot of people's heads - appears to be made up of it. It's a statement, an empty gesture if you will, a nod at the futility of ownership, and yet despite 'Nothing' being nothing, it is of course packed with millions of protons, neutrons and what have you, which is pretty good for Nothing.

Wow. Macbeth and iPods are mentioned in the same line! How thing has changed!

2. Pickle Bandages

If you’re an avid worshiper of Pickles like Snooki from the Jersey Whores Shore, then this gift is perfect for you!

3. Sharp-end Cat Pencil Sharpener

“Simply stick your pencil into the cats behind, push and hear it meow!” Ouch! Oh and it includes a litter tray to catch all the shavings. How considered!

4. Sperm Bank

Okay, I had to admit that I don’t mind receiving this Sperm Bank as a gift. It’s made of ceramic and looks kinda cute. However, I don’t think the coins will fit throughout its tail.

5. Butt/Face Soap

Studies show that 93% of people begin their showers by soaping the lower regions and working upwards. That means that 9 out of 10 people rub something against their face that, only moments earlier, was gliding and probing where the sun don't shine. So now you know... The scents are added so you won't realize you're washing your face with tush-tainted soap.

Based on this statistic, I just want to say; Thank God for the invention of liquid soap!

6. Undercap

If your friends have a bold fashion statement, you can give this Undercap as a present. Instead of wearing the normal hats or snow hats, they can wear this super cool cap. Although you can also just give them your white underwear and say it’s the Undercap. Multipurpose gift? How one can resist?

7. Fake Tattoo Sleeves

I saw this sleeves first in The Big Bank Theory, an awesome TV Series by the way. A couple of hard core nerds are trying to tackle emo/gothic girls in the bar wearing that sleeves. Then, a few weeks later, I saw one boy actually wore this Fake Tattoo Sleeves in a shopping complex in Kuala Lumpur. Darn. I am sure before long it will become a trend. It definitely will look hideous on a skinny body.

8. Dick Towel

This sure is fun gift for your male friends (I’m not sure if there is a version for female). Are you prefers to wear a significant shrinkage Dick Towel or do you prefer to wear a drop to the floor-penis-look? Either way, your butt will definitely be hanging in the breeze!

9. P-Mate Singles Female Disposable Urine Director

Gender equality is one of the most respectable achievements that human kind had achieved. For your ladies friends who’re strong upholding the same values, you can give them this P-Mate Singles Female Director. Oh and it’s disposable. You basically just need a water proof cardboard, fold it into a cone shape and let the water flow freely inside the cone. Yet another amazing achievement has taken place.

10. Real Squirrel Feet Earring or Necklace

I think this should not be categorized as “weird”, fallen more into the “scary” or “exotic” gift categories. And even scarier, the Real Squirrel Feet Earring or Necklace were already sold out! Are you really willing to wear its earring or necklace? If someone bought this for me, I will frame it and put it in my living room.

There you go, my Top Ten Even Weirdest Gifts of All. Even my Genghis Khan's poop looks tame now. I will not responsible for any possible friendship disruption due to any of these gifts. I hope you enjoy it. Do leave me a comment or two! See ya in the next post!

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+ Monica from Turn-u-Off +
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What is the weirdest gift you ever received or gave? - The Weirdest Gift of All

For the first time ever, I was torn whether to choose Monica's answer or Bella. But just when I wanted to choose Monica's, Bella gave me a nickname for my weirdly-shaped-poop; Genghis Khan! Thus, a Genghis Khan poop has been born.

The Winner: Bella!
Site: ENVEEUS.COM
Answer:

[The] weirdest thing I ever got for my birthday will be probably be the condom for my 18th.. weird coz I'm a girl, what am I gonna do with a condom? even if it means I'm 18, I'm not gonna go offer it to just anybody? HAHA.. I have crazy galpals..

Congrats Bella!

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Last weekend, as I mentioned earlier, my family and I went to celebrate my grandmother’s 75th birthday party. We had our little party at the Red Box, The Garden near Midvalley and we had so much fun! The post party was held at one of my auntie’s home in Bukit Jelutong.

For a 75th years-old grandma, she sure is cool and so much fun! She always gives me some “coffee money” everytime I see her, which makes her even cooler! She is a magnificent woman, raising 9 children and on top of that, all her children have been very successful in their respective life.

I would like to wish her a wonderful year ahead, good and healthy life and can continue to inspire her children, grandchildren and hopefully her grand grandchildren in the future. Happy Birthday to you!

Post Party:






P/S: Happy belated Easter day!
P/S: QOTD last week winner will be revealed later :)

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I am going to attend my grandmother’s birthday party at the Red Box Mid Valley, Kuala Lumpur this weekend. Unfortunately, being a bad grandson as I am, I am not quite sure how old is she. She should be around 70 something is 75 years old!. I will let you know on the day of the party when I see the writing on the cake later.

I have always facing a problem when it’s time to pick up gifts. I just not sure what should I choose for this particular person, whether he or she will like it, or should I put my personal touch to the gift. Anyway, I have been given lots of gifts in my entire life, but the weirdest gift of all (so far) is this cute little cuddly poop.

From the front it looks just like any cute little teddy bears would look like, fluffy, cute and with a pink ribbon tied around his “head”. Oh and he is so cute, drool is dropping at the side of his mouth. Apart from the fact that he is in a shape of poop, he is very cuddly and fun.

However, as soon as he turns around, there is a long penis at the back of his body; which is why I assumed it is “He”.

The penis is very fluffy too! It even can be retractable inside his body a little bit if you push harder! How weird is that? I usually pull out his penis and use it to hang my rubber bands around it. Yes, the poop supposed to be like a cute hammer that you can play around, but I can’t help to think of it as a poop with penis each time my friends try to play with it him. Due to that reason, I always let him resides inside my locker instead of flaunting it to others.

My hand playing with his penis

What is the weirdest gift you ever received or gave?

I will probably busy finishing my projects and preparing for my upcoming test. Hopefully you will entertain me with your answer! Have a wonderful day!

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Hi guys. I am back. I have been pretty busy these couple of weeks. First, I have my final examinations and after that, I went back to my hometown to attend my brother’s wedding - I can’t believe I made a spelling mistake when I named my brother’s wedding photos in Facebook to be “My Brother’s Weeding”. Hah!

And in between those two tiring events, I had my birthday party. On 11/11/2009, I was officially had entered my 22nd years of living. Much had changed since the last birthday; my younger brother’s furthering his study in Australia, my older brother has finally married, I am in my final year already and this upcoming semester would be my last semester here, and the most significant changes would be towards my own self.

I became more perfectionist than ever, my politeness has changed to a meaner behavior, I am becoming bossier than before, I am wearing contact lens more often than wearing spectacles, my shopping addictions are worsen and my mood swing is getting often. All and all, my life has treated me well!

Thank you so much for all your kind wishes whether it’s on my Facebook wall, Twitter account or message me through the phone. I am planning to enjoy my life well this year. A year older, just a year older. *sigh*

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Since I haven't managed to link out my First Commenter winners for the last three posts, I thought it's better to have a special post for them. These are the First Commenter Winners in their respective post:

Nightlife - Mariuca and her latest site; Meow Diaries
I am Back! - Unknown winner; "Guest"
Owl City - Hot Air Balloon - Shemah from My Sweet Escape

By the way, I also want to wish Happy Birthday to Shemah! I hope you will have a wonderful year ahead. Happy Birthday Shemah!

P/S: Please note that I CLOSED THIS post's comment section. Meanwhile, feel free to listen to my choice for Music Monday this week; an amazing song from Owl City - Hot Air Balloon. Thank you and have a nice day!

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>> Less Word Wednesday #1 >> Flying High is Overrated

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This was my first 'product' resulted from what I bought as I stated in the Peanut and Butter post. As you can see, the product is not quite to my degree of approval and expectation (you could see the unevenness of the color, texture and what a hideous design), but I posted it anyway (and blamed it to my camera - I don't have a scanner here). Please be kind. Thank you.

P/S: At first I want to put this title as Wordless Wednesday as most people did, but then, the thought of not to write anything to accompany this such masterpiece is killing me. Duh.

P/S: P/S: Happy belated birthday to my friend, Angel Baby from Your Caring Angel. I wanted to wish you here, but I could not leave my comment - don't why, may be because of my slow very slow crawling internet connection. I hope you will read this :)

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