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I Never Know Conservation of Energy is This Fun(ny)!

My university received the 5 stars university rating last year (the only university in Malaysia to received it! Sorry, can't help but to mention it :) So, in an attempt to live up to its name (or so does it seems to me) it bans all the usage of "WHITE COFFIN" in its My Green Pledge campaign.
When the dark is lurking by. The sun is falling fast. The creeping start to walk down your sleeves. Your stomach heart is beating fast. Red eyes seems to follow you from behind. Any movement and steps will expose you to the most dangerous creature in the name of .. polystyrene.
Innocent student 1: White coffin?? What the heck is that?
Innocent student 2: That means a polystyrene. They said the name polystyrene is not cool enough for people like us.
Innocent student 3 Me: Well, it has been the trend nowadays. Everything related to death seems to be in our way. With death, I mean Gothic style.
Innocent student 1: Not bad. It does intriguer me.

So, without the usage of this white coffin, it seems to me that people are tends to finish their meals at the cafeteria rather than taking it back to the resident area. Which is the good sign to ensure that students will become fatter each day. Oh, don't let me start on foods. Most of the cafeterias are using a new biodegradable food container (which coincidently look like a polystyrene but in it defends, biodegradable)

Others that include in the Green Pledge are:

Eat the cafeteria. Finish your meal
Ok. So, when I was a kid, my parents always said something like this, "Finish your meal. Do you know that kids in Bosnia die in starvation?" (no offense Bosnians) and being an obedient child, I will finish my meal. However, the effect of those saying has faded. Now, it occurs to me that I can't finish my meal because I'm imaging other kids in third world country in starvation (and sometimes, adult in first world country too. No offense people in USA, Britain and Europe)

Use own reusable food and drink container
However, please eat your own food, not others.

Save paper. Think before you print. Print on both side of paper
Not only that, please use the smallest font available. To save the world, we need to sacrifice our vision. After all, what is the use of inventions such as laser surgery, spectacle and contact lens? You do want to save nature, do you?

Switch off light, fans and other electrical equipment when not in use
You could always carry a bulb in your purse or pocket. Each time you want to use a certain room, just put in the bulb into the socket. Then, go searching for your lamp switch. In case you can't find it in the darkness, do carry along a torch light with you. When you're finish using the room, take our the bulb and go find another room to bright it up. The motto will be "One home, one bulb". This will reduce the energy usage and thus your electrical bill.

Walk, cycle and use public transportation more often
In this context, "public transportation" will also means "your friend vehicle". Use this excuse as many as you can until your friend are getting tired of using his own vehicle. Then, you can both use the real public transport (two is always better than one).

Buy product which you could use for a long time
Clothes is define as a product for short term use. This means that you must try to be naked as much as possible. It's much better than you're using fur. As PETA said, I rather go naked than wearing fur. If only others will hear their voice more. Keep up the good work PETA!

Don't use screen saver. Turn off or blank your monitor when not in use
If you don't want to use your computer anymore, you could always modified your monitor to become an aquarium. You could then use the money for the fish tank, to buy some condom. Less people = less pollution. Do you follow me?

Turn off your tab while brushing your teeth
Avoid using tab water while brushing your teeth. Use Listerine instead to rinse your mouth. It states here at the cover of Listerine, antiseptic mouthwash, kills gems that cause bad breath, plaque and the gum infection, gingivitis. Well, needless to say, does your tab water work that great?

Use electronic facilities to store and read document
More dependent of electronic facilities means less dependent on brain. How convenient!

Practice the 4R's - Refuse, Reduce, Reuse and Recycle
"Refuse" to do homework or assignment (as it use a lot of papers), "Reduce" the dependency of your brain (as stated above), "Reuse" everything that you have (I mean, everything) and "Recycle" your old clothes (inherits it to your younger brother)

There you go. Conserve your environment in a fun way. Just make sure that you would not blame me in any mishaps when undergoes my carefully planned steps. Keep our environment clean and sustainable, course if you not, the mother nature could always destroy you later.

So, tell us more about what you have done and intended to do? Don't worry if you haven't done it yet. Maybe someone will read your steps and follow! Just like I wish mine. :D

bluec Greencrystaldude (Just for this post :)

What Happen When

I am finally managed to sneak out from my overload schedule to try to write something for Hot Shit Form Here. My next post is supposedly be a funny entry. But sadly I can't finished it right now. I have missed a lot of my regular read blogs and it makes me feel so guilty. So, I want to cheer everything up with this Mr Bean jokes. Couple weeks before, I watched Mr Bean for (if my mind calculator count correctly) 137 times! The story never get bored and each time I watch it, I will crack with laughter. Well, human nature I guess, always laugh at others but NEVER at yourself. I hope you haven't read it. But if you do, just be kind, smile and enjoy the laugh :D

What Happen When:

1)MR BEAN SEES A DOCTOR :
Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

2) MR. BEAN IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean : 9
Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:
Friend : What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend : Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

5) MARRIAGE:
Friend : How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend : Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.

6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:
Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
Friend : What tape did you take anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

7) DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr. Bean : (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend : condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend : what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:
Colleague : Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean : That's alright, me too... I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

9) SPELLING LESSON:
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful.. ..is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean : Make it three c to be sure!


Have a great weekend :D

bluecrystaldude

The First of Something


It has been quite a long time since my last movie review (American Gangster, which was not even a real movie review as I just insisted people to watch it and leave the reviews to the others). So, in the name of releasing tension after my dreadful Mass Transfer test (on Thursday), my friends and I watch The Great Debaters. Each time I want to write a review, I try hard not to read ahead other people reviews. Sometimes I can't resists it, but in this case, I succeed (but I do cheated myself by searching for Wiley College in Wikipedia. My bad).

Two days before, in my Islamic and Asian Civilizations lecture, with only my physical well being present (my mental and psychology was fully occupied for that evening test), I learned a new thing.Continue Reading

When Cupid Strikes Online

Warning! This post may content a lot of pictures. Drink your coffee for awhile, sit back and enjoy the loading. Sorry for the inconvenient.

This post is about everything that worth and has meaning for me (and I hope you as well) in this Valentine's day.

Awards and appreciations that I received this week:This beautiful red Valentine's ribbon was given by mr_viruz at his In My Mind blog. Nice isn't it? Remind me of [RED] ( created by Bono and Bobby Shriver, to raise awareness and money for The Global Fund by teaming up with the world's most iconic brands to produce (PRODUCT)RED branded products and the money from it sell will helps women and children affected by HIV/AIDS in Africa) Seems like red will be my favorite color for the time being.
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When A Child Is Neglected

Do you remember February 1993 in England , when a young boy of 3 was taken from a Liverpool shopping centre by two 10-year-old boys? Jamie Bulger walked away from his mother for only a second, Jon Venables took his hand and led him out of the mall with his friend Robert Thompson. They took Jamie on a walk for over 2 and a half miles, along the way stopping every now and again to torture the poor little boy who was crying constantly for his mummy. Finally they stopped at a railway track where they brutally kicked him, threw stones at him, rubbed paint in his eyes, pushed batteries up his anus and cut his fingers off with scissors. Other mutilations were inflicted but not reported in the press. -Extracted from an email posted at ClickdTalk
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Killing Two Love Birds With One Stone


I have been twice tagged by mr_viruz at his In My Mind blog and the other one is from Noctural Blogger's Introspect. The second one is actually some sort of contest and somehow, I have been invited to enter. Truth need to be told, I never enter any contest online or what so ever. It always occur to me that my winning strike doesn't lucky enough to get me winning. Nor that I have enough courage to face the anderaline rush. Nevertheless, it's easier for me to answer questions rather than to make up the whole love story and than get embarrassed by it. So, I guess I will kill two birds with one stone. The questions are:

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Giving is Better Than Receiving

Giving is better than receiving because giving start the receiving process - Jim Rohn
I am sure most of us have heard the line, "it is better to give than to receive". However, in my opinion, the giving and receiving hand has the same functionality. It just like your right and left hands. It may has a different functions but the main aim is to be part of your body. Analogically, for me, giving a blog award and receiving it has the same function; to encourage other blogger to strive for more as it is a form of appreciation and encouragement.

I have been the receiving end of this matter for sometimes. I love being appreciated. At least you know that your readers really read and enjoy your blog. As matter of fact, I have received 3 form of appreciations when I am on my short holiday.

The first one was from Angelbaby from Your Caring Angels, sending me a Friend Award. The second one was from Mr Viruz from Hall of Fame, showing his sign of appreciation acknowledgment to his friends, and the third one was from Hye from Space of Reality. She gave me her sign of gratitude for being her friend. Thanks to all. [You could see all those awards at the right side of my page]

As usual, I don't like to be the same as others, so I invented my own awards just like Hye.
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Langkawi Trip

Finally, I arrived at my home sweet home in Johor, after a tiring but exciting holiday trip from Penang to Alor Star, Kuala Perlis, Langkawi, Kuala Perlis, Alor Star and than Johor (in that order). Needless to say, I am pretty exhausted. My trip to Langkawi Island was nice marvelous. We stayed at Langkasuka Beach Resort for 3 days and 2 nights. For a 4 stars hotel, the price for deluxe room is reasonable (rm130 per night ~USD 39.06). Cheap isn't it?
A cliche place to take a picture?
I don't really care
The view at the top of Langkawi is breath taking
My friend and I

Tips for Langkawi's holiday:
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