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Less Word Wednesday #3


>> Less Word Wednesday #3

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You only have a handphone in your pocket and you are getting bored and lonely, what should you do? (Please assume that your house is running out of cucumber). Just go to the nearest shop and grab a small size condom. Then, what you need to do is to click the vibrating button and enjoy the ride. LOL.

I know, this post may not be appropriate especially now that we are in the middle of fasting month (for Muslim), but I just could not help myself to post about it. If you want further instruction, do buy this book, or you could check out for other 6 homemade sex toys here.

P/S: I was not paid to provide any kind of advertisement for this book or site, and I do not offer any masturbation lesson or promoting any masturbation acts. Thank you


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32 comments:

bintang4 said...

Check your EC bro..
Bulan Ramadhan ni kena la buat amal jariah sikit :)

Farah Deen said...

hahaha you evil little cheeky boy! It's funny, and well, good info for those who need it. LOL

bluecrystaldude said...

Hi Bintang4,

Thanks man! Really appreciate it :D

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Hi Farah,

LOL. I wonder whether men could use it as well. *evil grin*

WoW said...

haha, very very interesting,inspiring (should i say or not)and full of imagination and creativity :)

axim said...

hahaha...this entry makes me laugh endlessly!!

haha

Girls out there should try this at home!!:)

love-n-hate said...

"And thanks to advances in technology, handsets are getting slimmer and more discreet--perfect for the uses outlined position."

hmm... handsets are getting bigger... there's been a while since I've seen a small petite Nokia... I'm not sure about other brands... but Nokia for sure... not getting slimmer... huhu... so how??

**I keep my eyes on Nokia N96... huhu RM3.4k retails... released yesterday...

fara said...

superLOL! puasa puasa~

mangosteenskin said...

Hahahahaahahahah!!!

blue, does this idea makes you think twice before trying to borrow handphone from any female? LOL.

Faisal Admar said...

Haha! This insane yet very creative!

I like the soap (won’t it dries your skin or even make your dick sore?) with hole and the cell with condom ideas. But as you mention to be used by man too, I don’t think it’s a good idea haha! It’s okay if you are willing to be the model. Lol.

I laughed out loud when I read Nurin’s comment too. Ah come on, size does matter to woman I bet! So with modern cell and gigantic size won’t be a problem to woman! Remember with vibrator too! Lol.

So we have 2 models now? *evil grin*

bluecrystaldude said...

Hi Wow,

If only if human could think this creative all the time. World could be so much better! Hehe

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Hi Axim,

And make sure you would be extra careful and ask anyone else to not calling you at that time. LOL

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Hi love-n-hate,

Well, I can't wait to see you post about it after you buy one :) It's sound awesome!

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Hi Fara,

You are not fasting all the day right? *evil grin*

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Hi Mango,

Well, I have to look to that woman's handphone first. And what size her handphone is. LOL

bluecrystaldude said...

Hi Faisal,

Hahaha.. Hey, they only said that size doesn't matter..... yeah, right. It's still kinda cool though if they really really really meant it. After all, not everyone is that gifted. Hehe

I don't prefer the usage of soap - it will dry your skin. But there are lots of lubricants out there available at most 24 hours shop! In case you are in hurry and in the 'mood', I guess you just need to settle down with soap. Desperate time, desperate measure. LOL

ArMs said...

Haaha your post kan... Funny la.

Aiya no need la sex toys. Original recipe lagi bagus haahahaaha!

bluecrystaldude said...

Hi Arms

LOL LOL LOL! Original recipe huh? I am sure it beats the rest! Hehehe

Mohd Ismail said...

ha ha ha.. cam haram idea..

*ade la sorang dua yg nak try tu.. =)*

coolingstar9 said...

Now, advertiser will start to use handphone to advertise many products.

love-n-hate said...

OMG! Faisal and BCD will be the 'model' for this act??? :) I can't wait... LOL.

Both of you discussed about soap and lubricant... huhu... may I ask, y you need one?? huhuh...

Size to women... it depends! How you guys can relate the size and the action... :) winkwink

Faisal Admar said...

Ah come on Nurin, you're not a kid :)
I won't elaborate more on that matter...

Eh, so size does matter? Lol. Gotcha!

bluecrystaldude said...

Hi Ismail,

Well, it never kills to try something new. Hehehe

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Hi Coolingstar,

You are right. Why they never think about that kind of marketing huh? Some of my friends don't like a very small and slim handphone. May be with the future advertisement could list this as their new feature!

nikillas said...

Hahaha...
what a brilliant idea..!!!
Suruh hadi try...
i mean.. hadi ur rum8 not ur coursem8..
hahaha...

bluecrystaldude said...

Hi love-n-hate,

Hurm.. are you seriously don't know what's about soap that we talking about? Well, since Faisal doesn't want to share about it (perhaps he just shy :P), I am more than eager to tell you..

Soap and men is like your hand and lotion. Sometimes, you feel itchy all over your hand (or thumb) and you use your hand lotion. But if you put it too often, it will dry your skin. Just replace lotion with soap, and hand with your *ehem* part...

Lalalala...

bluecrystaldude said...

Hi Faisal,

Wandering what women comparison of size to begin with. Huhuu

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Hi Nikillas,

On my way. Hehehe

YAN^S said...

I do not offer any masturbation lesson or promoting any masturbation acts- You sure blue? Don't seems like it... and nikillas u are one pain in the ass...

kuropii said...

.................
speechless...
hahahaha~

neomesuff said...

Lalalalaa..never say NEVER! hehe

love-n-hate said...

Haha! Faisal and BCD... sangat notty! BCD, thank for the explanation... although, why choose soap that can dry your skin?? Try something with normal PH-level... huhuhu

**Faisal, I'm big enough to misunderstand you... huhuhuhu

**So, the conclusion is... SIZE does MATTER! :) winkwink

The Success said...

Nice...
handphone as qondom.... lol

Faisal Admar said...

BCD - Ala... don't be cheapskate. Lubricant isn't that expensive (wei... why not shower gel? *I tried to make a hole on soap but it broke into 2, maybe because the hole was too big*)

Nurin - PH level? Try saliva. Nothing beats natural method ha ha ha!

waliz said...

errrr i'm blushing....!just kidding...

AngelBaby said...

I'm blushing for sure. I will never look at a cell phone the same again. I will never borrow one from a man, no tell what he ....... you are soooo silly.

Love and Blessings,
AngelBaby

bluecrystaldude said...

Hi Yan^s,

LOL.. If I offer a masturbation lesson, I will start charging people! Hehehe...

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Hi Kuropii,

Oh please, you don't need to talk while doing it. Hehehe

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Hi neomesuff,

You rock! hahaha.. Seriously, I too love to keep my options open.. :P

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Hi Love-n-Hate,

Could you share with us here what Ph our skin is? Hehe

bluecrystaldude said...

Hi The Success,

Wow... Thanks for commenting me here~ I love to drop my EC in your blog. hehe

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Hi Faisal,

LOL, who said I am not using lubricant? That being said, shower gel is easy. You could wash yourself after that. Hehe

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Hi Waliz,

Hehehe.. Blushing blushing :)

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Hi Angelbaby,

LOL. I am sorry for you to encounter this unpleasant experience. I just hope you are not traumatized to use any handphone after this :D

love-n-hate said...

BCD, it should be at ranging fr ph4.5-ph5.5... if it's to high or low... it will affect the skin texture and conditions... **acne, kedut, infections... etc!

**Soaps in particular... are alkaline, and therefore this can increase skin pH above its natural levels...dry and all... to maintain... try so called alpha-hydroxy acids food... :) winkwink

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