This was supposed to be my Less Word Wednesday post, but I somehow lost count of days; I blamed it weather *cough; lying*. Nevertheless, I went shopping with my mother in one of these one stop center supermarkets, where we bought our unhealthy frozen food, chemically preserved vegetables and fruits and some house cleaning products.
Shockingly, I found rows of floor cleaning products on the shelves promoting that they can "kill 99.9% germs" including flu virus (H1N1). And it only cost you about RM7 ($2) for 2 liters. I wonder why no one ever thought about this before; all the infected patients should take a bath with one of these products and voila, you will be cleansed.
Some scientists should start working on diluting these floor cleaners to make it suitable for human digestion, without dissolving your intestines too. Oh for God sake, if a cleaning company can produce this kind of vaccine for H1N1, I am sure one of the highly genius researchers can make a cheap H1N1 vaccine sooner rather than later. It's not a rocket science either!
Holy shit! Did I just discover the solution of a conspiracy theory?
P/S: Another 14 new H1N1 cases were reported in Malaysia today.
P/S: *Hopefully* I will write something on Israel issue in the next post (after being forced by my friends).
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